NEWSPAPER EDITORS and readers have reacted angrily this weekend to the
lifting of the media blackout on Nicol Stephen. A voluntary understanding
between the media and the voters had led to news outlets observing an almost
complete silence on the Liberal Democrat leader since his party lost power
in the Scottish elections last May.
It's feared that following his "outing", Stephen could become a "bullet
magnet" for political enemies.
Already opposition parties are saying that he is a total liability and that
he shouldn't be let out alone. An internet website, thought to be linked to
the Scottish Liberal Democrats, broke the news that Stephen was going to go
into action on the front line at the party conference in Aviemore this
weekend.
In his first interview since the reporting ban was lifted, Stephen said:
"It's very
nice to be sort of a normal person for once. I think it's about as normal as
I'm going to get."
He went on: "Lucky there's no civilians around here because it's a no man's
land. If I go up north, I have to keep my face slightly covered on the off
chance someone will recognise me."
Away from the public eye, the LibDem leader has in recent months seen
frontline action on a number of fronts. Skirmishing at first minister's
question time, Stephen has been hitting the nationalist forces of Mullah
S'al-mond where it hurts, using live ammunition. However, because of the
blackout, this has received zero coverage in the press.
It is claimed that, in the autumn, Stephen led his troops into a major
offensive in the hotly disputed Trumpland province in the badlands of the
Northeast. However, after initial success, it appears that this offensive
was beaten back by nationalist forces supported by local tribes who wanted
to increase their income from the lucrative international trade in the
illegal drug of "golf".
Stephen's forces are now thought to control less than 10% of the country.
Stephen has also attempted to reconstruct an alliance with forces loyal to
the opposition leader Wendi al-Xandr.
His supporters have agreed to participate in the setting up of a new
power-sharing constitutional convention. However, this received a set-back
when Wendi al-Xandr's foreign backers insisted that the convention was a
means of taking powers away from al-Xandr's militias and have now targeted
Stephen and hope to destroy him politically, now he is out in the open.
A spokesman for the Society of Editors said that he was "very disappointed"
that a website had broken the voluntary agreement not to report anything
about the Scottish Liberal Democrats.
"This is in stark contrast to the highly responsible attitude of the UK
print and broadcast media as a whole who have entered into an understanding
over coverage of Stephen," said one editor. Normal disservice will be
resumed at the earliest opportunity.